Strong words. Strong words indeed. Today, I'm playing Pokémon 3D, a PC game that is a recreation of the old Pokémon games Gold/Silver by Nilllzz.
Becoming the best Pokémon 3D trainer is gonna be hard, but if anyone can do it, I can. 'Cause I have the power of the anime, the original games and the most powerful thing in the land: I gotta believe! (Okay, that line was from Parappa The Rapper, but still)
So let's go, visit some grass and catch, battle and defeat wild Pokémon, explore towns and routes in 3D and collect items and Pokémon. Also maybe in 3D.
The game starts off as normal, with Prof.Oak telling you the same old bullshit, so, as always, I started the game by telling him some elaborately hilarious name.
After the oh so comical start, I reset the game, as I don't feel I can become the worlds greatest Pokémon trainer with such a crude (but phenomenal) name.
As I enter the lab, I see Elm lurking in the back, strikingly resembling a Paedophile, as his accomplice pretends to read some cardboard books.
I leave the lab and make my way to Mr Pokemon who has some news or something, and I encounter my first Pidgey! I easily destroy it with my common as shit Totodile.